Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
This came through my open window, loudly: “Fu@&in’ thank you!” “You’re welcome you fu@&in’ retarded bitch!” “Oh shut the fu@k up!” “If I didn’t fu@&in’ love you, I’d knock you into next week!” I shut the window and missed the rest of their foreplay. [...]
When I went to college at 18, I wanted to be a famous writer. My Gram was paying the bills and she wanted me to apply myself to a career. Blah. I took journalism, thinking it was a crafty compromise. Double blah. Already in 1977 reporters were being groomed for [...]
Stolen from: Silverneurotic: Post College Years Part Two 1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? Rural — preferably in pine trees and within walking distance of a good fishing stream. 2. What’s your favorite article of clothing? T-shirt 3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite [...]
Well, I am dizzier than ever. In fact, I am home from work again today. I went in, but I can’t walk without holding on to walls or furniture. Not only that, my vision is a bit blurred and my stomach is spinning, too. The antibiotics and the bugs are [...]
The doc saw me within 10 minutes of my arrival in his office. I spent maybe five minutes in the exam room waiting for him. He talked to me for 20 minutes. That ads up to 35 minutes for my appointment — but I had to wait over 45 minutes [...]