Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Nap time: Kelly is always so restless he keeps himself and anybody nearby awake. I usually sit next to him which keeps him still and at least allows everyone nearby to go to sleep. Today I sat down beside his pallet. Kelly crossed his arms, “I’m not nappeding!” He announced. [...]
There is no end to some people’s stupidity. I was in Wal-Mart tonight listening to two girls who were searching for diet water. One of them was complaining because none of it came unflavored. Hello? [...]
My elderly neighbor had her great granddaughters over today. They kept playing Britney Spears’, Oops! I Did It Again. About the second dozen times I listened to it, I wondered if the grownups in the house had gone deaf, and almost immediately I heard the little old lady query, “Honey, [...]
There was a time in my life when contact with a drunk left me feeling angry and frustrated. During the first couple of years after my husband and I separated, I had to stay away from bars or other places drunks might congregate (like parties) because the sight of a [...]
I got a new student today. He came in bold as brass. No shyness at all. Asked to sit with the worst behaved kids. I sat him right square in front of the class. I overheard him talking to Joe. “We could do anything at my old school. They’d send [...]