Dude and Dude: Out

“Hey dude!”

“What?”

“Says here that Quilly’s lookin’ for a date for a date night.”

“Not gonna happen, dude.”

“Not? Why not?”

“Because palm trees don’t grow in the Pacific Northwest, dude. If she wanted a date, she shouldn’t ‘a left Hawaii.”

“Very funny, dude. What about if I want one?”

“With your face? The only way you’re gettin’ a date is at the store, ’cause if the tree got a look at you, it’d shrivel up and die.”

“I’ll just have to hide behind your belly, dude. But hey, there’s two of us. Surely, with our natural advantages, we can find ourselves a couple of chicks who dig baseball.”

“Baseball? I know the season’s just started but …”

“They’d never be able to resist a date night doubleheader.”

“Dude?”

“What?”

Strike three!

Gnarly!

“Huh?”

“Isn’t that what we’re tryin’ to do here, dude? Get out?

I Need a Date for Date Night

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You guys know I don’t watch much TV, but I do love a good movie. I am definitely up for seeing Date Night with Tina Fey and Steve Carell. If this movie is even half as funny as its trailer, it is going to be a riot. Not only that, it is also an action movie. The two genres I love the most welded together in one. It’s got to be good. I can’t wait!

The Date Night Movie opens April 9th, which is Amoeba’s birthday. Since he is not a movie guy I probably won’t get to see it Friday, but Saturday is doable. When I really want to see a movie, I prefer doing so immediately. Waiting for more than a couple of days almost always leads to some jerk spoiling the ending by running their mouth. The movie is a romantic comedy so I know that there is a 99.9% chance that it will end happily-ever-after, but I really don’t want any particulars beyond that.

And, in case you’ve been listening to me jabber on about this movie and still don’t know anything about it, here’s the trailer. Watch it and you’ll know exactly why I have to see this movie:

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