Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
They were driving down the street and passed a huge homemade sign. He said, “Dang, we missed that moving sale.” She said, “Of course we did. It moved.” He said, “No. According to the sign, it’s right down the street here. I think you are thinking of the estate sale [...]
He pulled his chair up to the table and began to serve the food. “Hmmm,” he said, ladling chili over the rice on her plate. “I thought we were having chili dogs?” She visually searched the table. Then she mentally searched her brain. “Excuse me a moment,” she said, then [...]
She said: “Are you ignoring me?” He said: “No, dear. But I am paying attention to something else.” She said: “Wait a minute. I thought we already had this established. I am the center of your universe and all your attention revolves around me.” He gave her that look and [...]
He said, “You know, some of those little fish-shaped snack crackers would be nice.” She reached over and grabbed the package sitting in the middle of the dining room table — where they’d left it after lunch yesterday. She opened the package and discovered, much to her surprise, that there [...]
He said: “They’re talking about putting product placement on football jerseys.” She said: “You mean when I ask, So whose playing? you’re going to answer, Looks like Frito-Lays?” He said: “Something like that anyway.” She said: “That’s silly. How will we know the NFL quarterbacks from the Nascar automobiles?” He [...]