He is home sick and feeling icky and aching. He said, “I am sick.”
She said, “Yes, I know. How can I help you?”
He said, “I would like some Ginger Ale.”
She said, “Okay, but why would you want to make Ginger ail?”
He said, “Because misery loves company.”
She said, “Well then, if Missouri loves company, Alaska to come visit with you.”
He said, “That’s okay. All I want is Ginger Ale.”
Sorry for the long absence.
Now I’m groaning. You two are definitely two peas in a pod.
Jeff — are you calling us vegetables?
I was actually thinking more like nuts! 🙂
I walked right into that, didn’t I?
“Geez, dude, that last comeback of OC’s was pretty lame.”
“Well, dude, he is sick. Besides.”
“Besides what?”
“He’s not so sick that he’s forgotten about self-preservation.”
“Oh?”
“Imagine if he’d forgotten himself and asked for Ginger Well.”
“Oi!”
“Yeah. OC’d be in orbit, and NASA’d be comin’ by the house askin’ how she did it.”
Darmn right!
Mercy, he’s got Quilly at his beck and call and he’s asking for Ginger?!
Hope he gets w-ale soon!
Linda — I will give him ginger in a snap.
Awwwe. Feel better Amoeba!! Ginger Ale is definitely the cure all drink of choice when you are ailing.
Church Lady — its the bubbles!
Men don’t deal well with being sick huh, they like to drag everyone in on the fun.
SN — Amoeba is really pretty well behaved when he is ill. Mostly today he has stared glassy-eyed at basketball.
Ahhh, Quilly I got a chuckle from this post.
Kala — then we did good.
It is best if the sick person does not win at the comeback. If he did, the help might not come back!
Feel better soon, Amoeba!
And stay healthy, Quilly!
Karen — too late. My ears are itching and my throat is sore.
Reading the comments was just as funny as the post! 🙂
Hope Amoeba feels better!
Betty — that is often the case on my blog.
I have to agree with Jeff B.
🙂
Nessa — so we don’t hear from you in weeks and then you show up just to insult me? Pft.
Pelting a man with puns when he’s down! Have mercy, woman! 🙂
Barbara — apparently you don’t read OC’s blog.
ailing for ale and and getting punned? ha!
Polona — if I didn’t harass him he might actually believe his own press and think he’s dying. Besides, have you seen his post?
RT @charliecristfl Welcome home to our astronauts aboard Atlantis. To all those who have worked in the program, congratulations on 25 successful years.
NASA might be knocking on OC’s door any day now!
Karen — you seem to have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Twitter went thataway! [points vaguely east]
What a brave man, punning through illness! LOL
Susan — in our home one has no choice. There is no such thing as pun mercy.