Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
To kick start your brain: 1.) Her first acting job was a French maid in a Noel Coward play. In the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s & 90’s she was a frequent “guest” on popular sitcoms, starring in 5 Love American Style episodes: Love and the Country Girl; Love and the Memento; [...]
This came through my open window, loudly: “Fu@&in’ thank you!” “You’re welcome you fu@&in’ retarded bitch!” “Oh shut the fu@k up!” “If I didn’t fu@&in’ love you, I’d knock you into next week!” I shut the window and missed the rest of their foreplay. [...]
It is time once again for a trek into my past: Grownups lie to children. They tell them about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. They tell them about leprechauns, happily-ever-after, and wishing on falling stars. They also tell them wet matches won’t strike. Then the kid [...]
When I went to college at 18, I wanted to be a famous writer. My Gram was paying the bills and she wanted me to apply myself to a career. Blah. I took journalism, thinking it was a crafty compromise. Double blah. Already in 1977 reporters were being groomed for [...]
Stolen from: Silverneurotic: Post College Years Part Two 1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? Rural — preferably in pine trees and within walking distance of a good fishing stream. 2. What’s your favorite article of clothing? T-shirt 3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite [...]