Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She went into the kitchen to comply with his breakfast request for toast and juice. “O-oh!” She called out. “We’re out of designer bread.” He said, “What?! No English muffins?” She said, “No English muffins.” “Oh,” he said. “I guess I’ll just have plain toast.” “Plain toast it is,” she [...]
He said: “I’m going to go take a shower.” She said: “Try not to take it too far. I want to use it later.” He said: “Okay, I promise I’ll put it back where I found it when I finish.” She said, “Oh, hey, since you’re taking it out anyway, [...]
He had his earphones on and was totally engrossed in the game. She walked in and put her hand on his shoulder. He moved the earphones off one ear and looked at her. “Yes?” She asked, “Do you have an ETA on coming to dinner?” He said, “There’s about five [...]
Amoeba and I drove around the end of the island tonight and parked the car on a cliff above the beach at Cattle Point, then we climbed down the embankment. I noticed as I was climbing down that the soil was very sandy. I slipped and slid a couple of [...]
They were sitting at the table reading the Goldfish Cracker box. He read, “Favorite movie, Optimistic Pizza,” then asked, “Is there really a movie by that name?” She said, “Mystic Pizza, I think. I’m not sure. I’ve never seen it.” He said, “It’s probably some story about somebody working at [...]