Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He and She were driving home from celebrations of the night before Christmas. As they were pulling in to their street, they noticed a party at the next-door neighbor’s house, where Ted and Suze live. She: I see Ted’s having Christmas eve. He: Hm. That seems a little one-sided. She: [...]
She: I’m really looking forward to our move next month! He: Yeah. I can tell. She: Well, not only will I have a kitchen that’s bigger than a bread box, I’ll actually have old friends and family who can come see my kitchen! Like the ones who live in Kent, [...]
First there is the party The Hostess envisions. All her plans and preps and notes on paper are glorious dreams. She begins determined to make them all come true. The hostess sets about cleaning her house in joyful anticipation. Everything will be perfec — “Hey! Who put the holiday tablecloth [...]
They were on their way to church. Â He was driving. Â She was looking out the passenger window. Â At a street light she pointed at a building and said, “That house number is wrong.” He said, “Wrong? Â What do you mean?” She said, “Five, six, seven, nine. Â That’s wrong. Â I was [...]
While driving down the urban street leading to their home, He and She paused behind a pickup. Â The vehicle stopped and a teenager emerged. He opened the gate to the nearest driveway and the truck pulled in. Â She said to He, “Look, that guy has a boy to operate his [...]