Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Bedtime. He was stretched out on his back, all tucked in ready to sleep and had just finished rambling some sort of nonsense about Adam, the origins of time, and naming flies. She was messing with her CPAP machine. He said, “Time to sleep now.” She said, “Wait, since you [...]
She: “Pfffft!” He: “What “pfffft?” She: “A fly flew into my face!” He: “What did you expect it to do?” She: “Fly someplace else?” He: “Well, it’s gotta fly somewhere. After all, it is a fly. Which reminds me. I need to have a talk with the naming guys. Linnaeus, [...]
He and She were dining at home (She done good, as usual) … She: “Are you finished?” He: “I suppose.” She: “Then may I …” He: “Though I don’t think my family has any Northern European ancestry.” She: “Northern European what?” He: “In fact, I’m sure it doesn’t.” She: “Well, [...]
She asked him if he wanted breakfast. About one Saturday a month she fixes something special. He said, “I could eat. Nothing heavy though.” She said, “Oh. I had bacon and eggs planned.” He smiled. “Bacon is good. Bacon. Eggs. Maybe some toast and juice, too.” She gave him that [...]
He had just returned home, after a four day meeting at a midwestern location known to some as That State Up North … She: “I suppose you’d like some lunch.” He: “That would be good.” She: “I could make you a hamburger.” He: “No thanks.” She: “No?” He: “It would [...]