Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
“Yo!” “Dude?” “I see OC got a letter from the pastor.” “The pastor?” “He’s not in trouble or nothin’, if that’s what you’re worried about.” “I ain’t worried, dude. Just curious.” “‘Bout what?” “I thought OC spent his time lookin’ down microscopes and stuff. When did he start studyin’ history?” [...]
“So we’re supposed to talk about the Quillster, dude?” “Yeah, dude.” “So she’ll get more readers?” “That’s the idea.” “So what’s she been doin’ lately?” “Sellin’ stuff, dude. Where’ve you been?” “Like, what?” “Like, cosmetics.” “They have ticks in space?!?” “Of course they do, dude. They bite space cadets. Which [...]
[Um, not a paid post. ‘Case you were wonderin’.] Pet owners, and those who perceive an advantage from agreeing with pet owners (veterinarians, pet shop people, cemetery operators, Stephen King, psychologists – and not just the ones that treat the animals), constantly extol the virtues of having an adorably furry [...]
Early Wednesday morning … He: “Ready?” She: “Think so.” He: “Got your vendor pass?” She: “Check.” He: “Tables and chairs?” She: “Check.” He: “Avon stuff?” She: “Check.” He: “Balanced?” She: “Checkbook. You thought I wasn’t listening, weren’t you?” He: “Camera?” She: “And just when do you think I’m going to [...]
“Du …” “yeAAAAACK!!” “Geez, dude, did I startle you?” “No, dude, I like putting holes in 20-foot ceilings with my head. Do it all the time. Whaddaya want?” “It’s, um, kinda quiet around here, y’know?” “Yeah, dude, it was. With OC playin’ with seaweeds or somethin’, and Quilly at her [...]