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Punny Ailments

My voice is gone. I sound like Mickey Mouse on helium. The kids absolutely ignored me today. Heh, my co-workers ignored me today, too — but that’s nothing new. Then there’s O’Ceallaigh.  He thinks he’s funny, he does.  I mentioned that the horseradish on my roast beef sandwich provided me [...]

Pft!

That’s how I feel about this weekend. Nothing horrible happened.  But nothing good happened either. If I had it to go back and do over again, I’d sleep through the whole damn thing. My batteries certainly haven’t recharged.  I feel worse coming out then I did going in. [...]