Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She: “C’mon, slugabed, I’ve got to go soon.” He: “Snow day.” She: “It most certainly is day. You can see in the house without turning the lights on, and it’s before 8 AM. We might survive the winter yet.” He: “Snow day.” She: “Are you listening to me? It is [...]
He: “You did good with the main course tonight, love, I don’t understand why you’re putting Tabasco sauce in it.” She: “It’s missing something. I wanted a bolder flavor.” He: “Really? I don’t think one of those will fit in the pot, never mind your bowl. There’s a hammer and [...]
“Speaking of debt, dude …” “So help me, dude, you bring up that ‘B’ stuff again, I’m dumpin’ a whole hive on you!” “Sheesh, dude, what a don’t bee you’re buzzin’ out to be. I got a completely different question.” “Um … yeah?” “What’s number 9 coal?” “You’re askin’ me, [...]
“Hey dude!” “What?” “How do you pronounce the ‘B’ in debt?” “‘B’ as in ‘bounce’, dude? So help me, if you bounce a check …” “Bounce a what?” “A check, dude.” “I don’t care where he’s from, dude. I ain’t gonna try ‘n bounce him. You think I could throw [...]
She: “Toast and juice?” He: “Yes, please, that’s about all the food I can face this morning. You’re OK with this?” She: “Why shouldn’t I be?” He: “Well, you have been under a bit of stress lately. Trying to do too many things at once. I wouldn’t want you to [...]