Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
“Beethoven?” “Yeah, dude. Somethin’ wrong wit’ that?” “No way, dude, I just didn’t know you could. What d’y’use?” “Huh?” “For bait, dude. To catch the oven. An’ y’re gonna need some pretty heavy duty tackle.” “Bait me any more, dude, and you’re gonna get tackled. Sit down an’ listen f’r [...]
“So tell me again what we’re doin’ over here, dude, ‘stead of our own place?” “‘Cause this is about Quilly, dude. So we’re putting it where she can see it.” “Y’sure that’s a good idea?” “Sure I’m sure.” “Don’t smell like it t’me.” “Right. Come over here an’ let me [...]
She: “You remembered to bring home the pills the doctor gave you?” He: “Yes, dear. They’re right here.” She: “Good. The medical people expect you to follow their instructions to the letter, and I’m here to make sure that you do that.” He: “OK, I think. God give me the [...]
He: “I’m home!” She: “Just in time. Dinner’s on the table.” He: “You’re expecting me to shoo it off?” She: “No, I’m expecting you to eat it.” He: “And what is ‘it’?” She: “Meatloaf.” He: “But we haven’t gone anyplace! Certainly not on business.” She: “Yes?” He: “So you’re serving [...]
She: “Someone’s at the door. Would you answer it?” He: “I suppose, but I don’t know what good it will do. The door doesn’t talk back.” She: “Neither should you! Who is the person behind the door?” He: “Name’s Violet Russell. Vi for short. Says she has a package for [...]