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Dude and Dude: (Nothing) Sacred Song

“Beethoven?” “Yeah, dude. Somethin’ wrong wit’ that?” “No way, dude, I just didn’t know you could. What d’y’use?” “Huh?” “For bait, dude. To catch the oven. An’ y’re gonna need some pretty heavy duty tackle.” “Bait me any more, dude, and you’re gonna get tackled. Sit down an’ listen f’r [...]

Dinner Presentation

He: “I’m home!” She: “Just in time. Dinner’s on the table.” He: “You’re expecting me to shoo it off?” She: “No, I’m expecting you to eat it.” He: “And what is ‘it’?” She: “Meatloaf.” He: “But we haven’t gone anyplace! Certainly not on business.” She: “Yes?” He: “So you’re serving [...]