Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She: “Now I need to take a shower.” He: “Nope, sorry, don’t think so.” She: “I thought you said you were going to bring it back!” He: “Everything’s right where it was. But you’re closing the curtain when you go in there, hmm?” She: “Well, duh. You want to hear [...]
She: Finally. I’ve posted. He: Great work as usual, love. But, you know, since you’re always insisting on celebrating 19th-century writers … She: Huh? He: … wouldn’t it be simple fairness, every once in awhile, to say that you’ve melvilled? Or hawthorned? Or even that you’ve done something austentatious? She: [...]
He and She looked over the balcony at the eastern sky, one not-quite-starry night, and gazed at the light that brightened the sky over the nearby city of Anacortes. The skyshine was brighter than usual, and they wondered if there was something going on in the city. The next morning, [...]
Passenger: “Excuse me, sir.” Gate Attendant: “Yes?” Passenger: “Did I hear that airport announcement correctly?” Gate Attendant: “Which one?” Passenger: “The one that said I had to keep my articles close to me at all times.” Gate Attendant: “Yes, sir, that’s correct.” Passenger: “Is that definite?” Gate Attendant: “What? The [...]
“Dude! You started packing yet?” “I dibs the new stuff.” “What?” “I said, dude, ‘I dibs the new stuff’.” “Yeah, right. And who said you were giving the orders?” “You did, dude.” “Like when?” “Like just a few seconds ago.” “Bogus.” “Not. You called me the Pack King. Just now, [...]