Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She said:Â I received a marriage proposal in my email today. He looked up from his computer screen, raised his eyebrows and said, “Oh?” She said, “Yes, and I’m thinking about accepting it.” His eyebrows raised even further and he seemed at a loss for words. She said, “It was [...]
Jay, one of my former co-workers is always trying to get me into online trading. He says that trading stock is how he pays for his house, the pool, the recreation vehicles, and manages the upkeep on a wife and two teenagers. He says I am foolish just settling for [...]
Most Amoeba’s don’t wear shoes, but mine does. For the most part I have paid little attention to his footwear beyond noting that he has it. With the exception of his casually-dressy leather Boat Shoes, Amoeba prefers utilitarian footwear. He is more into durability and comfort than he is style. [...]
He is home sick and feeling icky and aching. He said, “I am sick.” She said, “Yes, I know. How can I help you?” He said, “I would like some Ginger Ale.” She said, “Okay, but why would you want to make Ginger ail?” He said, “Because misery loves company.” [...]
I was driving along a side-street near my home. My pace was slow because I was only a few yards from the elementary school and because there were kids on bikes at the side of the road. It was a beautiful, spring day and my car window was down so [...]