Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He cooked dinner, a pork Sweet & Sour Stir Fry. She thanked him and told him it was delicious.  She also said, “You know, of course, that I adore you.” “What?” He said all innocent and offended. “I go to all the trouble of cooking you this great meal, and [...]
She, sitting down, looks at her legs stretched out in front of her. “Look!” She cries and points at a spot on her shin. “There’s a hole in my leg!” He looks. “Huh,” he says. “Huh!?” She exclaims. “What do you mean, huh? There’s a hole in my leg!” He [...]
He complained about his weight gain. She said:Â “I need to look up some cooking-light type recipes online so we can start eating more healthy.” He exclaimed, apparently appalled:Â “Why would you want to do that?!” She said, clearly baffled:Â “Weren’t you just complaining about your weight?” He said: “What [...]
He clambered onto his bicycle and peddled off to work at eight o’clock in the morning and didn’t return home for 35.5 hours. About twelve hours into his shift, she took him some baked chicken wings and macaroni salad, and sat with him for about 5 hours. She read a [...]
She handed him the shirt she’d just ironed. “We live in Hawaii. Why can’t we just run naked on the beach?” He said: “Depends. It matters which beach you pick.” She said: “If we had to wear Depends®, we wouldn’t be naked, now would we? Besides, we’d soak up a [...]