Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He said, “You know, some of those little fish-shaped snack crackers would be nice.” She reached over and grabbed the package sitting in the middle of the dining room table — where they’d left it after lunch yesterday. She opened the package and discovered, much to her surprise, that there [...]
June 6th, 2006 – A Day in the Life Starbucks Coffee I order. “Mocha Frappacino, venti, please. Yes, put all the unhealthy stuff on it. Oh, and I’d like a banana muffin, too!” I casually extend my arm from the window with the Starbuck’s card held jauntily between my fingers. [...]
Jientje, our mistress of fun, has cooked up a wonderful photo challenge, and this is what she has to say about it: When I was a kid, I was always fascinated by the colourful language my grandmother used. She had such a way with words, she had her own funny [...]
Okay, for those of you who know my stand on accepting awards — “Thank you. That was sweet. I appreciate you’re thinking of me. I love all my peeps and I’m not passing this on because I can’t possibly choose …” Thom shamed me into re-evaluating my stand. He said [...]
She, whingeing. “My node id stuft. I can’d breafe. My hed hurds. I hab an icky cough an I feel horbidle.” He comes and sits on the bed beside her, puts his hand on her forehead, then stuffs a thermomenter in her mouth. “Shhhh…” he says. She removes the thermometer, [...]