Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
As you’ll recall, gentle readers, the Quill has been a little less in evidence on the blogosphere of late, because she’s actively pursuing her dream of becoming a published author. As often as not these days, she and her computer are having a dialogue (it’s polite, most of the time) [...]
“Uuhnngh … uuhnngh … uUungghh …” “Dude! Either turn off the video or close the do … what are you doin’ now?!?” “Buildin’ (oooOOF!) an altar, dude.” “A what?” “An altar, dude! Like I said the first time.” “OK, dude. To what?” “To gravity, dude. And ’cause it’s to gravity, [...]
“Man, dude, I ain’t laughed so hard in weeks. This picture of a loser in a rowboat thumbin’ his nose at the waves. ‘Maybe his psychiatrist was right‘. Ha! Gnarly, as you’d say, dude. Um, dude? Dude?” “Mmphf.” “What the hell are you doin’, dude?” “Will you be careful what [...]
“Yeah, I’ll have some of that … where are you goin’, dude?” “To work, dude.” “Work? You?? Don’t get me wrong, dude, I’m all for it, but, like, since when?” “It’s what y’r supposed to be doin’, ain’t it?” “Dude, who are you and what have you done with my [...]
“Yep, dude, it sure is.” “What is, dude?” “Communication.” “What?” “Communication!” “You don’t have to yell, dude. Especially about that. It’s so, like, last century.” “Last century?” “Yeah, dude. Nobody does this commune stuff anymore, not unless they hafta.” “Dude …” “We had about twenty of us in an apartment [...]