Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She asked him if he wanted breakfast. About one Saturday a month she fixes something special. He said, “I could eat. Nothing heavy though.” She said, “Oh. I had bacon and eggs planned.” He smiled. “Bacon is good. Bacon. Eggs. Maybe some toast and juice, too.” She gave him that [...]
… can’t be done. That’s why you are so late hearing from me. The hotel net crashed this morning and it took Oceanic Time Warner a couple of hours to get it back online. During that time Ella and I went out for breakfast (Amoeba is at work) and took [...]
I went into the post office to ask them to hold our mail. One of the clerks is my Avon customer and I usually try to go to her window. Today I greeted her with, “Hi. Amoeba is going to an algae conference and he is making me go with [...]
Today before service pastor reminded everybody that the impromptu Summer Choir meets at 9:00 a.m. next Sunday for a quick rehearsal before service.  He said anybody was welcome who wanted to come, and then he added, “Whether you can carry a tune or not, just show on up next Sunday [...]
He had just returned home, after a four day meeting at a midwestern location known to some as That State Up North … She: “I suppose you’d like some lunch.” He: “That would be good.” She: “I could make you a hamburger.” He: “No thanks.” She: “No?” He: “It would [...]